For some reason the liberal media has been obsessed with reporting on President Trump’s food-related scandals. There was that time he got an extra scoop of ice cream, when his slat and pepper shakers were bigger than his guests, and the shame of him having a button in the Oval Office that allows him to order a Diet Coke. All of that pales in comparison to this latest shocking news: Trump once had a malted milkshake during an intelligence briefing! If only Adam Schiff had this information during the impeachment inquiry.
There is an actual scandal going on right now involving Joe Biden, his crackhead son Hunter, e-mails on a laptop, and a fired Ukraine prosecutor but the liberal media has been instructed to ignore that. Instead, they are digging deep for garbage like this thing from Politico:
President Donald Trump was in the middle of receiving a highly classified briefing on Afghanistan at his New Jersey golf club when he suddenly craved a malted milkshake.
“Does anyone want a malt?” he asked the senior defense and intelligence officials gathered around him, an august group that included the head of the CIA’s Special Activities Center, which is responsible for covert operations and paramilitary operations. “We have the best malts, you have to try them,” Trump insisted, as he beckoned a waiter into the room where code-word classified intelligence was being discussed.
OMFG!!! President Trump likes malted milkshakes? He’s literally worse than a thousand Hitlers!
Actually, Politico seems to think so:
The malt episode, which took place a few months after Trump took office in 2017, became legendary inside the CIA, said three former officials. It was seen as an early harbinger of Trump’s disinterest in intelligence, which would later be borne out by the new president’s notorious resistance to reading his classified daily briefing, known as the PDB, and his impatience with the briefers, current and former officials said.
The malt episode? I’m surprised they haven’t started calling it “Milkshakegate.”
It’s preposterous that Politico thinks this is damaging to President Trump but the craziest thing here is that 3 deep state CIA leakers were sitting on the malted milkshake story for almost 4 years and decided to spring it right before the election. Let’s classify this as the worst “October surprise” in history.
Making this even dumber, there is a liberal media double-standard at work here that says Trump and milkshakes is bad but Biden and milkshakes is good. Check out this recent photo-op with Shaky Joe:
Joe Biden and granddaughter, Finnegan, get milkshakes at Cookout in Durham, NC pic.twitter.com/o4B8ziU7H9
— Tyler Pager (@tylerpager) October 18, 2020
“Mr. Biden, what flavor did you get?” asked an embarrassment to the profession of journalism.
“We got one vanilla, one chocolate though I wanted to get what we call ‘black and white’ but we’re going to move it at another appearance,” said Biden.
Huh? Here’s a scandal the liberal media should pursue: Joe Biden was asked the softest softball question of all time and still managed to f*ck it up by answering with pure nonsense. I have no idea what Biden was trying to say here, but I guarantee that if Trump had answered he wanted something “black and white” he would be accused of racism.
Biden doesn’t do unscripted interviews and has the Hunter laptop scandal hanging over his head but the only question a member of the press could come up with is to ask him what flavor milkshake he got? I smell a Pulitzer.
As if you needed a reminder of the liberal media bias, these dueling milkshake stories demonstrate it perfectly. President Trump gets a milkshake and he’s endangering national security. Joe Biden gets a milkshake while rambling incoherently and he’s relatable to the average person.
