How do you lose your thought when you’ve already lost your mind? That isn’t some kind of zen question designed expand your enlightenment, it’s an honest summary of the guy who currently occupies the White House. While answering a few softball questions from the friendly liberal media, illegitimate president Joe Biden fumbled to find his thoughts and appeared to doze off briefly.
After announcing his 2 gazillion dollar job-killing plan at the White House, Biden took a few questions from the press. Unfortunately, nobody took the time to write his answers on flash cards so it didn’t go well:
Earlier in the day, Biden went and picked up some tacos to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, which was racist when Trump did it. During his taco run he took a shot at Republicans and one of the fake news hacks asked him about it.
Look, uh,” started Biden.
With his head down and eyes closed, Biden then paused for a full 7 seconds. Was that a nap? Did he doze off? I’m gonna say yes on both counts. I bet you his handlers have something like a shock collar on him to rouse him from his slumber because he suddenly woke up and tried to answer:
“It seems as though the Republican party is trying to identify what it stands for,” Biden finally said.
In the very next question, Biden was asked about Mitch McConnell saying he and the Republicans are 100% focused on stopping Joe’s radical agenda. The answer was just as bad:
Look, um,” Biden started.
This was followed by another uncomfortably long pause, but you could see his eyes so he was probably awake on this one.
“He said that uh, our last administration. Barack. He was going to stop everything and I was able to get a lot done,” said Biden.
In case you don’t understand Biden’s caveman diction, he’s saying that when he was vice President under Barack Obama, he worked with Mitch McConnell and got a lot done. Considering that McConnell successfully blocked all of Obama’s agenda and nominees after Republicans took control of the Senate and that Joe Biden has never gotten anything done, this is another lie.
And that lie was followed by another long pause.
“Again, uh,” said Biden.
Followed by another long pause.
“Look, uh,” Biden said.
Followed by yet another long pause.
Eventually Biden started talking, but it had nothing to do with the question that was asked of him. He rambled on for nearly 6 minutes not answering the question. This is no exaggeration, he started not answering the question at the 1:20 mark of the video and finished not answering it at 7:10.
There was probably some panic in Biden because he knew he was floundering, but he figured as long as he kept talking, he wouldn’t get asked another question he couldn’t answer. Unfortunately for him, he ran out of steam and was asked another question.
Once again, he didn’t actually answer the question but went back to rambling about the nonsense from the previous question. Then, at the 8:59 mark of the video, he suddenly got really angry and his hushed mumbles became loud shouting in this bizarre non sequitur:
“But I can affect the standard of living of the people I grew up with! If they have a job! I can inspect, make sure the standard of living of the people I grew up with if they have child care! Can afford it!” Biden yelled.
I have some bad news for Joe about the people he grew up with. Most of them don’t have a standard of living anymore because they have died of old age. The ones that are left are retired and don’t work anymore and none of them have young children who would require child care.
Now we know why Biden’s handlers don’t like to let him answer unscripted questions from the press. There was nothing asked of him that would be considered tough, these were all softballs that he whiffed on. Or maybe they were whiffle balls he went soft on. I’m not sure I understand the difference.
The real reason Biden isn’t allowed to go on his own with the press is because it exposes him for the senile old man that he is. He doesn’t remember things, rambles on and on, and then gets angry when he can’t articulate his thoughts.
