For someone who eats as much ice cream as Joe Biden it seems natural he’d occasionally get brain freeze. The strange thing is, Biden’s brain only freezes up when he’s nowhere near a double-scoop. Another peculiar thing about the illegitimate president is how much he loves lying about his support for the Osama bin Laden raid. On Thursday he combined his two hobbies of being braindead and a lying sack of crap.
Biden gave some remarks about the U.S. troop withdrawal from Afghanistan. He had notes, a teleprompter, and someone in his ear and yet still managed to Biden it up. As always, I’ve cued it up for you:
“I strongly supported, you may remember I physically went to Afghanistan. I was up in that pass where Osama bin Laden was allegedly escaped out of harm’s way,” said Biden.
So now here’s claiming he literally chased bin Laden out of Afghanistan? That’s a new one.
Here’s an old one:
“We went for two reasons. One…,” Biden said.
Well, what are those two reasons? We’ll have to a wait a while to find out because at this point Joe’s brain completely froze up. He looked like deer caught in the headlights and with his eyes kind of darting around, its was clear he was being given some instruction over an earpiece.
Eventually he started speaking again and it was lies that came out:
“Bring Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell, as I said at the time,” Biden smirked.
But he didn’t say that at the time. John McCain did and Biden has since coopted it as his own. Also, the line is to “follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell” which McCain originally said and Biden has stolen several times.
Plus, at the time of the Osama bin Laden raid, then-vice president Joe Biden was against going after him. Here’s Biden, in his own words, telling the story about how he opposed the raid that killed bin Laden:
“Mr. President, my suggestion is, don’t go,” Biden told Obama.
Getting back to Biden’s current bullshit, the second part of Joe’s statement was just as weird:
“Second reason was, to eliminate al Qaeda’s capacity to deal with more attacks in the United States,” said Biden.
Huh? Why would al Qaeda be dealing with attacks in the United States? Wouldn’t they be causing them and the United States dealing with them? This guy has bat guano for brains. While bat guano makes great fertilizer it doesn’t make for a very good president.
I can sense that Biden is escalating his Osama bin Laden lie. He started out being against the raid. Then years after the fact he plagiarized John McCain and started claiming he was going to follow him to the gates of hell. Now, Biden says he chased bin Laden out of Afghanistan and sent him to the gates of hell. The next time he tells this bullshit story, he will claim that he led the raid on bin Laden’s compound and pulled the trigger that sent him to the gates of hell.
Of course at some point in the retelling, he’ll freeze up like a video on a dial-up Internet connection or anything running on Windows ’95.
