I’m as shocked as you are by this video. I thought for sure Joe Biden wasn’t allowed within 500 feet of school, but here he is touching and sniffing little elementary kids. Because he’s not just about being creepy, Biden explained to these youngsters that his job as the illegitimate President of the United States is to avoid taking questions from the press.
Biden visited an elementary school in New Jersey to sell his $3.5 trillion “Build Back Better” socialist spending bill, not a joke. Since these kids cannot vote, let’s assume Biden chose this particular location because of the abundance of supple aromatic young children:
When Biden entered the classroom, the kids couldn’t have cared less. Joe was saying hi and waving, with no kids even acknowledging his presence. It’s kind of like a normal Joe Biden rally but with little kids and more attendees.
He creeped on a little black kid, touching the scared child on his stomach, just above the belt line. As the teacher explained to Biden what the kids were doing, he said, “Well, I’ll be darned” about 20 times.
Biden tried hard fishing for a grope for a sniff but the kids were too disinterested in him. Like a seasoned pedophile, he thought he’d loosen the crowd up by detailing the awesome responsibilities of his job:
“You ought to talk to me about the presidency. You know when you’re president, see all these people here? They’re with me all the time and they get to ask you all kinds of questions and you try to figure out how you can avoid answering them,” said Biden.
That may be the first time Joe Biden said something true. Not that it’s job of the president to avoid talking to the press, but that he spends a lot of his time avoiding questions. I’m willing to give him credit for a non-lie on this one.
Biden tried making some jokes but the kids simply wouldn’t pay attention to him so he laughed at his own lack of humor like his illegitimate vice president, Kamala Harris.
Joe knew he wasn’t getting any action so he walked around shaking the hands of adults before leaving. He said “bye” several times but no child reciprocated.
In a second classroom, Biden lied to a little red-haired kid that he would come back and spend the whole day with him. That’s never going to happen, kid. This classroom was a bust but in the last one, Creepy Joe hit paydirt.
In the final classroom, Joe started massaging a little black girl’s shoulders. She ran away from him, but he scooped her up, cradling her buttocks in his arm. He whispered some thing to her and then as he let her down, spent an awful long time rubbing her backside. Think I’m exaggerating? Here it is:
His hand was on that little girl’s butt for a solid 4 seconds.
In the first classroom, kids learned that Joe’s job is to avoid talking to the press. In the second, they learn his job is to lie. In the third, at least one little girl learned Biden’s job is to touch kids inappropriately.
None of these kids however learned that the president’s job is to lead the country because that’s not something Joe can do.
