Much like everything else he sucks at, Joe Biden doesn’t know how to throw a party. In the lamest shindig ever, Biden hosted a Black History Month celebration at the White House on Monday. While it wasn’t much of a rager, it was vintage Biden with lots of awkward and embarrassing moments. Take your pick for the worst:
Biden entered the room with a random black person to show he knows a black person and things got worse from there. Joe’s wife, Dr. Jill, the second whitest person ever, kicked things off by giving Kamala Harris a promotion:
“She is a partner to Joe, especially on issues like voting rights, and is proud to be the first but not the last, ladies and gentlemen, the president of the, uh the vice president of the United States…Kamala Harris,” said Jill.
Joe often refers to Kamala as the “president” and it appears that Jill’s brain is deteriorating to the same pathetic level.
Kamala was up next and didn’t disappoint. She started out by saying that Congressional Black Congress is ” truly the conscience of, not only the Congress, but of the country.”
That however was not Kamaltoe’s cringiest moment. She was on the verge of cackling the entire time, but burst into laughter when she delivered this line:
“Because as we all know, elections matter and when folks vote, they order what they want. In this case they got what they asked for. I went off script a little bit,” said Harris with a cackle.
For some reason, Kamala used at least three different fake accents in delivering this line. One was kind of an attempt at talking like black person and the other two were cartoonish accents of unknown origin.
If you need some context for that line, sorry, there is none. It should be noted however that most people who voted for the Biden/Harris ticket would like to send what they ordered back to the kitchen because it tastes like shit.
At that point, Biden’s “black friend” took the podium. It turns out he’s just some random black kid from Washington D.C. who Kamala described as someone “who is leading our nation forward.” Apparently the Biden administration has put this youngster in charge of the country, which actually sounds better than Joe and Kamala running things.
After the new black leader of American introduced Biden, Joe got up and gave this young guy a really long and uncomfortable hug. Yeah, he’s a little older than Creepy Joe likes, but he takes what he can gets.
Biden kicked off his segment by claiming that Historically Black Colleges and Universities is where, “the real power in America lies.” He then rattled off a list of all the black people he knows. It didn’t take long.
Biden then went to the stalest joke he’s told a million times and added a twist:
“My name is Joe Biden, I’m Jill Biden’s husband and as you frahley figgered, I can’t dance. I do it but I ain’t good at it,” said Biden.
Somehow, that wasn’t Biden’s worst moment of the day.
“And of course we see another first in the nomination of Ketanji Brah, well you saw her, I guess Justice Brown, er da Justice Brown Jackson who uh is on it uh,” Biden said.
He was talking about his nomination for the Supreme Court, Katanji Brown Jackson, who is not a Justice and he couldn’t remember her name.
I know you guys are going to make your pick of worst moment, but this is what I think it was:
“We’re protecting our country’s threshold liberty, the sacred right to vote, which I’ve never seen is under such attack. You know, it’s always made it harder for blacks to vote but this tryna be able to figure out how to keep the black vote, when to occurs, from even counting,” Biden said.
In a room full of people who laughed at all of Biden’s lame jokes and applauded everything he said, only one person clapped after this awkward lie.
Maybe it’s not important to pick the worst moment of this terrible celebration and just take it all in as a whole. This country is being run by unserious people who are both incompetent and embarrassing.
