When Joe Biden went braindead a while ago, somebody had the bright idea to boot him up with Windows 95. Yes, he has occasional spurts of functional use but mostly it’s crashes and freezes. Today at the White House Biden showed why Mac iOS is the superior operating system.
On Wednesday, Biden asked for $33 billion to support Ukraine in their effort against Russia, which comes less than a month after Congress already gave Ukraine $13.6 billion in military aid. Biden however assured us that printing more money we don’t have and giving it to another country will, “ease rising food prices at home as well.”
He didn’t say how giving Ukraine $33 billion for weapons would lower food prices in the U.S. but economics ain’t really his thing. In fact, when confronted with the news the the U.S. economy shrunk by 1.4% in the first quarter of 2022, Biden said, “I think what you’re seeing is enormous growth in the country.”
But the real star of this show is when Joe’s brain went on the fritz as he tried to explain new sanctions on Russia:
“In addition to supplemental funding, I’m also sending to Congress a compensive package of uh that will enhance underlying effort to accommodate the Russian all-igarchs and make sure we take their take their ill-be-gotten gains. Ha. We’re going to accolade them. We’re going to seize their yachts, their luxury homes and ill-be-gotten gains,” said Biden.
His pronunciation of “oligarchs” and the fact that he used “ill-be-gotten gains” twice in a row was indication that somebody was going to have to call tech support because Biden’s brain was crashing:
“Of Putin’s klepta, cra, uh, uh yeah,” said Biden.
Biden froze for a moment and then gave it another try:
“Kleptocracy in klep, the guys who is the kleptocracy,” Biden said with a dopey laugh.
How many times do Biden’s handlers have to be told not to put big words in his speeches? It always ends disaster. After rebooting Biden’s brains, the tech guys realized they overloaded him with too many Zs:
“But these are bad guys. Ziz lezizazive package strenzes our lar enforcement capabilities,” said Biden.
If you say so.
There is clearly something horribly wrong with Joe Biden’s brain so I wonder how the liberal media is covering this. Here’s Mediaite making it seem like Biden simply misread the teleprompter:
President Joe Biden laughed as he got hung up on the word “kleptocracy” during a press conference updating the nation about Russia’s war against Ukraine.
He also appeared to misread some other word as “accommodate,” but seemed to take the stumbles in stride with a laugh:
But then Mediaite switched gears and implied it was because Joe Biden stuttered when he was young:
During the 2020 presidential campaign, the fact that then-candidate Biden spent years overcoming a stammer became widely known when Sarah Huckabee Sanders mocked him, then apologized. But opponents have continued to attack Biden over such stumbles.
Well, which is it? Did he misread it or was he stuttering? It can’t be both, you liberal media hacks.
Here’s the thing with the fake news industry explaining away Biden’s lack of cognitive ability as a stutter: not being able to pronounce words and slurred speech are not components of a stutter. Also, as Mediaite and others note: Biden overcame his stutter, which means he doesn’t stutter anymore. That’s what overcoming something means: he beat it.
