One man who is happier than the proverbial pig in slop over the delayed coronation of Kevin McCarthy as the new Speaker of the House is Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky who presides over one of the most corrupt countries on the planet that has had billions of dollars of American taxpayer dollars shoveled into it by the Biden regime and the bipartisan whores in Congress.
It may have taken nearly five days and fifteen ballots but the beaming lobbyist love doll was finally able to hoist the mighty Speaker’s gavel in the wee hours of Saturday morning, an honor previously held by his fellow Californian, archcriminal ghoul Nancy Pelosi who recently defiled the “temple of democracy” by welcoming the diminutive Zelensky, an unseemly ingrate who couldn’t be bothered to put on a suit and tie for his visit to D.C. where he demanded even more money at a time when Americans are in dire economic straits thanks to Biden’s ruinous policies that have brought the worst inflation in four decades.
In a congratulatory tweet after the golden boy of K Street was finally able to buy off a sufficient number of his conservative GOP opponents, the man who once played the piano with his penis took to Twitter to fire off his props to McCarthy in a clear sign that the whorehouse may be under new ownership, but it will continue to be business as usual when it comes to graft and money laundering, truly a bipartisan endeavor in Mordor on the Potomac.
“Congratulations to @GOPLeader on his election as the Speaker of 
House of Representatives. U.S. support in all fields has been vital for 
’s success on the battlefield. We’re counting on your continued support and further U.S. assistance to bring our common victory closer,” wrote the scruffy dwarf in the dirty undershirt.
Congratulations to @GOPLeader on his election as the Speaker of
— Володимир Зеленський (@ZelenskyyUa) January 7, 2023
As for Zelensky playing piano with his schlong, no, that wasn’t a misprint, the toast of western “democracy” actually did tickle the ivories with his dick, back in the days when he was still a measly comedian before being plucked for his starring role in the puppet show that has bamboozled millions of dimwitted Americans and transformed him into an international superstar with Hollywood celebrities and globalist rock singers the likes of Bono.
You definitely WON’T see THIS on CNN.
In addition to being slobbered over by the wall-to-wall, sweaty cheering section of moral reprobates and corrupt assholes assembled together in the U.S. Capitol, Zelensky was also recently anointed as Time magazine’s “Person of the Year,” easily beating out billionaire new Twitter owner Elon Musk, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, communist Chinese leader Xi Jinping, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen and the loathsome Liz Cheney for this year’s honor.
(Image: Screengrab/Twitter)
According to Time:
“There wasn’t much in Zelensky’s biography to predict his willingness to stand and fight. He had never served in the military or shown much interest in its affairs. He had only been President since April 2019. His professional instincts derived from a lifetime as an actor on the stage, a specialist in improv comedy, and a producer in the movie business.
That experience turned out to have its advantages. Zelensky was adaptable, trained not to lose his nerve under pressure. He knew how to read a crowd and react to its moods and expectations. Now his audience was the world.”
Other notable dictators who have scored the prestigious recognition were Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, the Ayatollah Khomeini, Vladimir Putin and Joe Biden.
Since the beginning of the conflict with Russia, Zelensky has been coached up by leftist actor Sean Penn who threw a temper tantrum, threatening to “smelt” his Oscars – including the Best Actor statue that he won for his portrayal of homosexual icon Harvey Milk – if the media’s favorite midget wasn’t allowed to appear live to beg for money.
Not only did the heroic bulwark between Vladimir Putin and “free” Europe play piano in a way that would make Elton John turn green with envy, but in his previous profession, he also liked to dress up like a cheap hooker in San Francisco’s Castro District, once again, you won’t see this in the bought and paid for media that serves the interests of the U.S. kakistocracy.
The Z-man’s congrats to McCarthy and his immediate demand for more money didn’t go over well with many on Twitter.
ZELENSKY ALREADY DEMANDS MORE FROM MCCARTHY! does he OWN the U.S.Govt? TIME FOR A NATIONAL POLL on endless support for UKRAINE! https://t.co/wp5Sgn8ZNn
— Michael Savage (@ASavageNation) January 7, 2023
We’re not your piggybank. Go beg somewhere else.
— Catturd
(@catturd2) January 7, 2023
You have no shame, neither any of tools who voted for him.
— Ahmed (@Ahmedroid) January 7, 2023
Eggs are 12 bucks in America. The money is gone. Go somewhere else and beg.
— Brian Clowdus (@BrianClowdus) January 7, 2023
Zelensky- “can’t hear you, I’m playing the piano with my penis and wearing high heels…”
pic.twitter.com/3KMrKqQYC0
— anna
(@annan_85) January 7, 2023
Zelensky already has his tongue deep in McCarthy’s anal cavity. BEWARE! The warmongers and corporate military complex just got their monkey with cymbals. https://t.co/bP9sv5xqaL
— Fernando J. Llorente (@filmer57) January 7, 2023
How does McCarthy’s ass taste, war criminal?
— Jason Kishineff (@kishineff) January 7, 2023
He wants his money to keep flowing
— Reaganette (@Ezinger44) January 7, 2023
Pelosi who displayed the Ukrainian flag in the United States Congress was so excited by Zelensky that she nearly spit out her dentures and afterward seemed to be visibly aroused in praising him as a great leader on the same level as Sir. Winston Churchill.
Pelosi: Zelensky's speech was one of the best in the history of Congress pic.twitter.com/Y5YnQQV6US
— The New Voice of Ukraine (@NewVoiceUkraine) December 23, 2022
As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together and Zelenzky, Pelosi and McCarthy are as thick as thieves – literally.
