The biggest WTF? right now is that it’s going to be in the triple-digits where I live, so I am taking my dog to the beach. As such, The Week in WTF? will be a little shorter than normal, but no less WTF-worthy.
Deuce of the Week
I had two penises and used both for sex — women were addicted
A Los Angeles truck driver born with two penises is speaking out about his unusual sex life, saying several of his lovers enjoyed the fact that he had multiple members.
The man, identified only as Tank, suffered from diphallia, a genetic abnormality in which a male is born with two penises.
n an interview with Soft White Underbelly, Tank revealed that he was sent to a juvenile detention center after being convicted of manslaughter at the age of 12.
Tank was a virgin until his release from custody at the age of 24 and set out to make the most of his extra organ after obtaining freedom.
“Women didn’t believe it when I told them I had two d–ks, but then I took them to the room they’d see,” he divulged in the video interview.
Tank dished details about diphallia saying he would ejaculate from both penises at the same time — even if only one of the members was being stimulated.
“When I was penetrating a woman, I would get a feeling but one [of my penises] is like at the side and feels like it’s gonna blow up,” he explained.
The tawdry truck driver also revealed that some women enjoyed the feeling of both of his penises inside them at the same time — including one lover who became hooked on the sensation.
Tank claimed she even started having threesomes after their breakup because a single penis could no longer satisfy her.
“She wanted to be a porn star and she wanted us to do a video together,” Tank revealed. “I probably would have made a lot of money…”
However, for the most part, the LA native claimed the additional appendage proved problematic in the bedroom.
He claimed it was difficult to have sex with only one of his penis’ at a time, while the use of two penises was painful for most of his paramours.
“I decided to get the surgery,” Tank declared. “It would hurt some women.”
Today, Tank has just one penis, but says several of his family members also have unusual pubic regions.
The truck driver claimed that his uncle was also born with diphallia, while his own father has large testicles “like a bull.”
Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit him like a glove.
Nut of the Week
Vancouver officer exposes man’s genitals, threatens to tase him during shoplifting arrest
A Vancouver police officer was placed on administrative leave after being charged with assault.
On Tuesday, the Clark County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office filed fourth-degree assault charges against a Vancouver police officer following an incident involving force that happened on May 21. The arrest was recorded on the officer’s body cameras as well as a surveillance camera.
On May 21, Vancouver police officers responded to a call from a Walmart loss prevention employee who was asking for law enforcement to trespass two people, a man and a woman, who they had allegedly seen hide merchandise and leave the store.
Two officers arrived at the store and found the two people in the parking lot and told them not to leave. The man took several steps away and was grabbed on the arm to keep him from fleeing. The woman took off running and was not found.
The two officers put the man on the ground and tried to handcuff him when he jumped up, shoved them away, and tried to run away. The officers struggled with him to gain control of the situation.
During the struggle one of the officers tased the man and then pulled his pants down, exposing his genital area. The officer threatened to tase him if he did not stop resisting.
The officer said, “knock it off or I’ll do it in your nuts” while holding the taser towards his groin.
The man responded, “I’m done, I promise I’m done.” While the officer said, “I’ll do it.”
He then cooperated and was handcuffed.
You can’t argue with results.
Pussy of the Week
An indigenous transgender woman has slammed Canada’s healthcare system for rejecting her euthanasia request despite the pain she endures from a surgically-built vagina.
In social media posts, Lois Cardinal, a self-proclaimed ‘sterilized First Nations post-op transsexual’ said regret over her medical transition led her to apply for a lethal injection in January.
Cardinal, who lives on a native reserve near St. Paul, Alberta, posted her medical records from the request online this week to draw attention to radical gender ideology.
Her case underscores the perils of Canada’s ultra-liberal healthcare system — one of the world’s most permissive for both euthanasia and affirming an individual’s chosen gender.
‘I’m in constant discomfort and pain,’ the 35-year-old told DailyMail.com.
‘It’s taking this psychological burden on me. If I’m not able to access proper medical care, I don’t want to continue to do this.’
Cardinal underwent a vaginoplasty in 2009, but developed complications and quickly regretted the procedure.
She told DailyMail.com that she feels constant pressure, pain and discomfort now, many years after the original surgery.
The difficult procedure involves inverting the penis into a neo-vagina.
Neo-vaginas must also be dilated regularly to stop them from collapsing.
On Wednesday, Cardinal posted online the papers of her formal request under Canada’s medical assistance in dying (MAiD) law.
In the documents, Cardinal’s doctor, who is not identified, cites her underlying problem as ‘pain/anxiety related to neo-vagina for gender affirmation.’
In the papers, the doctor said she consulted another clinician and referred Cardinal to a specialist, but ultimately rejected her MAiD request.
Canada’s assisted suicide program is available to adults with a serious and incurable illness, disease, or disability, and who are in an advanced state of irreversible decline.
Her rejection for MAiD amounted to a ‘human rights concern,’ she said.
If only there were a DIY method to solve this self-inflicted problem.
Thrill Ride of the Week
‘I can’t ride rollercoasters as my boobs are too big – they could cause an accident’
A woman who has splashed out more than $38,000 (£29,000) to “super size” her breasts says her chest is so large, she often wears three bras and can’t go on rollercoasters. Katy Ann had her first boob job when she was just 20 years old, going from a natural C to a double D cup.
The model has since gone under the knife to expand her breasts three more times, as well as having two butt augmentations, skin-tightening surgery, and non-invasive cosmetic procedures such as Botox and lip fillers.
But she’s not bothered about the costs, because she isn’t picking up the tab. “My breasts cost $38,000 but I’ve spent around $100,000 on surgery in total – and a majority of it was funded by sugar daddies,” Katy Ann, who is an investor and is getting her real estate license, said.
“If I have the time, money, and ambition to change my body, and I can safely do it – then why not? I wasn’t born ‘perfect’ so thank goodness for gyms, hair stylists, nutritionists and surgeons. Despite loving her new look, Katy’s extreme breasts do come with some challenges.
She said: “Tops that aren’t made of spandex or a stretchy material are incredibly hard to fit properly into. I just can’t walk into any lingerie store or section and buy bras.
“There are a few shops that carry my size or I need to have custom-made bras/tops by a tailor. My surgeon also restricted me from running. My breast weighs well over 10 pounds – high-impact activities and weight will make my boobs super saggy.
“When I do exercise, I will wear two bras and a sports bra for maximum support. I’ve gone to ‘all adults’ pools and dealt with a lot of attention, good and bad, because of my body. Also going on rollercoasters is tricky.
“The shoulder restraint squishes my enormous boobs and the few times I did go on a rollercoaster there was an element of new excitement because I was worried the shoulder restraint didn’t lock properly.” Despite these issues, Katy Ann says her look is worth the sacrifice. She said: “I understood going into this super busty lifestyle certain things and activities in my life would need to be modified, if not stopped.
With those built-in air bags, she should be accident-proof.
Dunk of the Week
Florida man arrested for dunking a woman’s head into a vat of tar during argument
A woman suffered chemical burns after a Florida man dunked her head in a vat of tar-like substance and choked her at gunpoint.
Marshall Dimick, 55, of Rosewood, was arrested this week after an unidentified woman told police she was tortured after she had an “argument” with the felon on Thursday.
Dimick claimed the man “dunked her head into a vat of tar-like substance that is used to treat clam and oyster bags.” He also “pointed a shotgun at her and choked her to near unconsciousness,” the Levy County Sheriff’s Office said in a press release.
The victim was hospitalized and treated for chemical burns on her face and arms, according to WCJB.
Police classified the crime as a “domestic dispute.”
Dimick reportedly “removed several firearms” from his home before cops arrived. Police later found the guns at a “neighboring property,” the sheriff’s office said.
Dimick was arrested and charged with aggravated battery, aggravated assault with a firearm, and four counts of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.
Does that make her his tar baby?
WTF? of the Week
Naked woman gets out of car, opens fire on Bay Bridge during rush hour
A naked woman in California got out of her car on one of the nation’s busiest bridges and began firing a gun Tuesday.
The bizarre scene unfolded during rush hour on the San Francisco–Oakland Bay Bridge, according to the California Highway Patrol.
A driver called 911 to report that another driver had brandished a gun at them on the I-80 span, which crosses the San Francisco Bay, around 4:40 p.m., police said.
The woman then stopped in the middle of her lane, got out of her car with a knife, and began yelling at other drivers, according to cops.
She then got back in the car and continued driving to Oakland, but stopped again at a toll plaza and exited the car — this time with a gun and sans clothing, officers told The Post.
The unnamed naked woman then turned around and began firing randomly at the occupied cars that were backed up behind her, police said.
She was captured on video footage walking along the shoulder and firing her weapon into the air before officers arrived and convinced her to drop her weapon, taking her into custody without incident, police said.
Miraculously, no injuries were reported, and the suspect’s motivation was unclear.
She was placed on a mental health hold in a local hospital and would be booked on unspecified charges upon her release, cops said.
A naked black woman shooting at cars is the new normal for the Bay Area.
