From a biological perspective, AKA reality, only women can give birth but liberal lunatics insist that if someone identifies as a woman, that makes them an actual woman. As such, there’s a push to make everything “gender neutral” so that crazy people don’t feel excluded from things that nature and science excludes them from. From now on, “breast milk” will be known as “human milk” so trannies don’t feel left out on that whole child birthing thing.
Here’s the dumbest thing by far you will read today from Sky News:
A hospital trust has become the first in the UK to adopt gender inclusive language for its perinatal services, including referring to “breast/chestfeeding” and “human milk”.
Brighton and Sussex University Hospitals NHS Trust said its move was designed to be “inclusive of trans & non-binary birthing people without excluding the language of women or motherhood”.
Other changes include using the pronouns they/them where applicable, as well as referring to the “co-parent” or “second biological parent”.
“At BSUH we acknowledge the additional challenges that gender identity can have on pregnancy, birth and infant feeding and recognise the importance of providing inclusive, respectful care to pregnant people and their families. We are on a journey towards gender inclusive care for everybody during pregnancy, birth and afterwards,” said the trust.
It would be better if they recognized that only biological women can get pregnant and give birth. Otherwise they are going to have to pretend that a guy in a dress with a beer gut is in his third trimester and eventually they’ll have to pull something out of him or the illusion will be ruined.
I have a few thoughts on this, but let’s tackle the most obvious problem here: “breast” is not a gendered word. All mammals have breasts. Every human has a breast bone. There is no reason, even a stupid one, to change “breast milk” to “chest milk” or “human milk.” Everyone has nipples too, why don’t they just call it “nipple juice” and be done with it?
Now, let’s get into the fact that they missed a bunch of stuff that actually is exclusive to women like all of the female reproductive parts. I don’t want anyone to get the idea that I’m transphobic so I came up with a list of gender-neutral terms that should be adopted:
Uterus – You-terus sounds too exclusionary so let’s get everyone involved by calling it an “Us-terus.”
Womb – “Womb” has the first 2 letters of “woman” so to include transgender folks, grab the first letter of that and make it a “Tomb.”
Ovaries – Ovaries sound too authoritarian, which excludes the little guy, so change that to “underies” to indicate everyone has them even if they don’t.
Fallopian Tubes – Fall is the season of death which is depressing while Spring is a time of rebirth and hope. Obviously these are now called “Springopian Tubes.”
Cervix – Sir-vix? That’s pretty masculine sounding so to fight the patriarchy it should be changed to “ma’am-vix” but then trannies are excluded so it’ll have to evolve to “Tran-vix.”
Vagina – This one is simple: call it a Concealed Underground Natal Tunnel or C.U.N.T. for short.
Now that I have successfully solved the greatest problem facing mankind, I’m going to go chug a 12-pack and see if I can convince a doctor I’m pregnant with twins so I qualify for paid family leave.
