With “Stealin’ Joe,” “Lyin’ Joe,” “Dementia Joe,” and “Commie Joe” have eating up so much of the news lately that we forgot at his heart the illegitimate president is “Creepy Joe.” During a virtual tour of a COVID-19 vaccination site in Arizona, Biden flirted with a female worker. Lucky for her it was over the Internet and Joe couldn’t sniff her hair or give one of his famous rub downs.
Biden and his trusty side-kick Kamala Harris were given a virtual tour of a COVID-19 vaccination site at State Farm Arena in Arizona today, which should have been as unremarkable as these two are. Joe however went off-script when he was introduced to a site manager named Brittney:
The woman introduced herself and said she was with the University of Arizona. She then tried to explain to Joe how the vaccination site was set up and what she does there. The entire time the woman was talking, Biden was looking at her like, “Yeah, I’d sniff that.” Harris on the other hands was looking off in the other direction, occasioning writing something down. Perhaps she was bored and doing a social justice word jumble.
After getting a very detailed description of the vaccination site operation, Biden clearly had other things on his mind.
“Are you a freshman at the university?” Biden asked slyly.
“No, no,” said Britney with a nervous laugh.
“You look like a freshman,” said Biden with a creepy laugh of his own.
“Well thank you,” replied Britney, completely creeped out.
Biden may be suffering from diminished cognitive ability but he can still read the room and saw that this woman was not into him, so he decided to charm her with some of his patented gibberish.
“Uh, as I said, the doctor wa wa, last one, few moments ago,” said Biden.
Somehow, this woman was still not attracted to this man who is old enough to be her grandpa’s grandpa. BTW, the sign language interpreter simply froze when Biden stammered this. There are no signs for incoherent ranting apparently.
Biden finished this unsuccessful flirt by repeating this bizarre liberal thing has been stuck in his head for a week now:
“With the grace of God, the good will of the neighbors, and the help of people like you,: said Biden.
Last week Biden frequently used this phrase that he attributed to the people of Southern Delaware:
“With a little bit of luck, the grace of God, the goodwill of the neighbors, and the crick not rising, it’s gun be longer than just four years.”
And:
“With the grace of God and the goodwill of the neighbor, with the crick not rising, we can really begin to do something consequentially.”
Clearly Biden’s caught in a dementia loop, plus his memory is slipping because he forgot the part about the “crick not rising” while flirting with the COVID site worker.
Liberals hate “wahtaboutism” because it shows how full of shit they are and if you apply the “What if” game here you can see how full of it they are. If President Trump has said the exact same thing to a young woman, democrats and the liberal media would accuse him of literal rape. Meanwhile, Joe Biden can literally rape a woman and democrats and the liberal media will argue that there are nuances that make it not a sexual assault.
