Earlier in the week the CDC recommended that even vaccinated people resume wearing masks indoors and based on that, mask mandates were reimposed. The study that caused the CDC to make that recommendation found that many vaccinated people in Provincetown, Massachusetts were infected with the COVID-19 virus over the 4th of July weekend. What they left out was that there was a gay sex free-for-all event taking place called “bear week.” We’re all forced to wear masks again because of a massive gay orgy.
You may have noticed some “alarming” headlines from the liberal media about vaccinated people testing positive for COVID-19. Here’s ABC’s contribution to the panic porn:
CDC mask decision followed stunning findings from Cape Cod beach outbreak
A week after the crowds descended upon Provincetown, Massachusetts, to celebrate the Fourth of July — the holiday President Joe Biden hoped would mark the nation’s liberation from COVID-19 — the manager of the Cape Cod beach town said he was aware of “a handful of positive COVID cases among folks” who spent time there.
But within weeks, health officials seemed to be on to something much bigger. The outbreak quickly grew to the hundreds and most of them appeared to be vaccinated.
As of Thursday, 882 people were tied to the Provincetown outbreak. Among those living in Massachusetts, 74% of them were fully immunized, yet officials said the vast majority were also reporting symptoms. Seven people were reported hospitalized.
The initial findings of the investigation led by the Massachusetts Department of Public Health, in conjunction with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, seemed to have huge implications.
“Seemed” being the operative word here. First off, only 7 people were hospitalized and none of them died. Also, there’s nothing saying that those 7 people were vaccinated, so this is as nothing-burger as it gets.
The CDC then released the Provincetown Study and it git even more underwhelming. First, it only looked at people who chose to be tested and those who chose to be tested tend to have symptoms so it doesn’t come close to representing all breakthrough infections. In addition, the sample size is small and lacks diversity. Apparently Provincetown is made up mostly of affluent gay men.
Speaking of which, the 4th of July weekend in Provincetown coincided with something known as “bear week” in which gay men descend upon the area to have lots and lots of anonymous gay sex.
This is from the actual Provincetown tourism website:
Bear Week is the largest gathering of bears in the world. Tens of thousands come to Provincetown during this annual event to go to parties, bars, and clubs throughout the town. You know what you’re getting into when you attend. No, we’re not talking about actual bears.
They’re talking about big hairy gay dudes.
While we are on the subject, do you know what is a really great way to spread disease? Through the free exchange of fluids.
There was an event where tens of thousands of gay men were swapping spit and other things and suddenly 800 of them got COVID-19. Because of that, liberal states and the federal government has reimposed mask mandates, even for vaccinated people. Wouldn’t it make more sense for the CDC to recommend people wear masks and condoms and hazmat suits when attending gay orgies?
With this, the CDC and the Biden administration is equating a gay sex free-for-all with vaccinated people shopping for groceries or watching a movie. These things are not synonymous.
