Hey, remember when Joe Biden’s house burned down with his wife inside? Me neither. It seems like if that had ever happened it would have made the news and he’d talk about constantly. Today while trying to sell the already-passed infrastructure bill, Joe added to his fantasy world by claiming his house was once destroyed by fire with his wife Jill barely escaping death.
Somebody should tell Biden that the infrastructure bill already passed and he doesn’t need to sell it to the American people. No seriously, he probably doesn’t remember signing it yesterday.
Joe was at some random bridge in New Hampshire to sell something that was already sold and he did it it a completely insane Biden kind of way. He was nearly 40 minutes late, and when he did show up, he emerged from behind a giant American flag and spent 2 minutes walking the entire length of the bridge to reach the podium. Perhaps he wanted to demonstrate that he is capable of 2 minutes of light secrecies, who knows?
Making it dumber, after crossing the bridge, Biden declared that the bridge was unsafe. Why in God’s name would the Secret Service let Biden walk on an unsafe bridge?
When it came to selling infrastructure, Biden pointed out the importance of bridges:
“It’s essential to Woodstock fire station located about a quarter a mile away. This bridges, as I said earlier, it’s a ten mile detour just to get to the other side and I know having had a house burn down with my wife in it. She got out safely, God willing. Having a significant portion of it burn, I could tell ten minutes makes a hell of a difference,” said Biden.
Here’s a fun fact. His house never burned down with his wife in it, nor was a significant portion of it burned.
This is from The AP back in 2004:
Lightning struck the home of Sen. Joseph Biden, starting a small fire that was contained to the kitchen.
No one was injured in Sunday’s fire…
His wife, Jill, reported the fire Sunday morning, officials said.
Firefighters arrived to find heavy smoke coming from the house, but were able to keep the flames from spreading beyond the kitchen, said Cranston Heights Fire Company Chief George Lamborn.
A small fire contained to the kitchen isn’t a house burning down. It’s also not a significant portion of the house burning down. Clearly Jill’s life was never in danger either.
Joe said it was God’s will that Jill escaped but when you consider the unlikelihood of a lightning bolt striking and igniting a kitchen, perhaps God had something else in mind. How the hell does lighting catch a kitchen on fire? A roof? Sure, but a room on the bottom floor?
Lightning tends to hit things higher up like trees and poles. It’s why lightning rods go on roofs and not inside kitchens.
This lightning business is obviously another Biden lie and I have 2 theories as to what really happened:
1 – Jill was cooking something greasy when the pan caught on fire and she panicked by throwing water on it, which lit up the kitchen. She didn’t want people to think she’s dumb so she got Joe to convince the fire department it was a lightning strike.
2 – Hunter was in the kitchen cooking meth and getting a blow job from a hooker when the whole thing went up. As a courtesy to the Biden family, the fire department covered it up.
Joe’s lie is especially dumb because he was trying to make a point about the importance of bridges in fighting house fires. Did the fire department have to cross a bridge to get to Jill’s grease fire? Was there a bridge out and did it take the fire department extra time getting to Hunter’s meth fire? His fictitious story has absolutely nothing to do with what he was talking about.
This is Joe Biden trying to make everything about him and portraying himself as the victim. I’m surprised he didn’t try to claim his son Beau died from a lack of bridges. I don’t know, maybe he did. I could only bring myself to watch the first couple of minutes of this bullshit waste of money.
