Over the summer Joe Biden got lost on his way to the White House and now it looks like he got lost leaving the White House. After being introduced for the National Tree Lighting Ceremony, Joe was nowhere to be found for over 2 minutes. I guess that’s why they call him “President Silver Alert.” He tends to wander off.
For reasons that are beyond me, LL Cool J was on hand to introduce the Bidens:
“Now it is my tremendous honor to welcome our literal host, the actual host for this very American celebration, president Biden and first lady Fr. Jill Biden,” said Cool J.
The band started playing and people rose from their seats. And then…nothing. Biden and his doctor were nowhere to be seen. The crowd became worried and a panic set in. Eventually the music stopped and the camera stayed focused on the sign language interpreter who looked vey uncomfortable.
As time passed, LL Cool J ran back stage to see if could find Wandering Joe. At that point the crowd began to think, “Oh shit, does this mean Kamala is the president now?”
LL Cool J came back out and told the crowd to sit down because he was going to try the introduction again.
“All right, so, we want to do it again. Not the whole thing, you know, you good. You all stood up very patriotic. That’s wonderful. yes, you’re respecting the office. You’re supposed to,” Cool J said.
What’s not to respect? President Alzheimers brings so much dignity to the White House.
In any case LL Cool J reintroduced the Bidens and a full 2 and a half minutes after the first intro, they finally came out.
So what was the hold up? Did joe get lost again? He had his elder caretaker wife with him and, while she’s not all that bright, she usually does a decent job of wrangling him. I bet he needed a diaper change and that’s what took so long. Jill was probably powdering his behind to avoid diaper rash.
To drive home the holiday spirit of togetherness, the Bidens were behind a massive wall of bullet proof glass. According to democrats, walls don’t work, so this was an odd sight indeed. It also brings up the question, didn’t the Secret Service vet all of the attendees? Was there reason to believe someone in the crowd of hand-picked liberal ding-dongs had a gun?
Once the Bidens reached the podium, things continued to be awkward. There was microphone pointed directly at Joe’s crotch. After some contemplation, he decided he wasn’t going to let his saggy old man balls deliver any remarks and LL Cool J removed the mic.
After leading a countdown, Biden flipped an imaginary switch to turn on the tree. No seriously, he had his finger positioned like it was on a switch when in reality, Jill was on it.
After that, the Bidens came out from behind the bullet proof glass to greet the crowd, making it it all the more pointless. Joe put on his mask but Jill did not. That must be some of the “science” Joe is alway talking about.
Joe Biden can’t even light up a Christmas tree without making it weird. The liberal media pretends like all of this stuff is completely normal but it’s not. There’s something serious wrong with this dude and he shouldn’t be in the White House with the nuclear codes. He should be in a nursing home with codeine.
