In the golden age of anti-gun hysteria, you could always count on a liberal to say something stupid, indicating they had no idea what a firearm is or how it works. The major gun control groups distributed pamphlets instructing liberals on how to talk about guns in a less stupid way so that just left Joe Biden sounding like an idiot. Thankfully I found a woman who never got the memo and her anti-gun rant is something to behold.
Met Kay Stellpflug. She describes herself as an educator and communications trainer, which is ironic because of how uneducated she is and how badly she communicates. Check out this piece she wrote for The Kenosha News:
And just in case you didn’t get a good look at her on the home page, allow me to haunt your nightmares forever:
Lately, everything catches us off guard. After a tragic event, the first reaction is, “What a surprise!” Someone with an arsenal and an ax to grind and who repeatedly threatened people actually used his weapons. I am shocked.
Whatever happened to, “What did they think was going to happen?” Someone buys dozens of automatic weapons and practices shooting with said weapons. Then he buys more ammunition. He tells friends how disgruntled he is. He says “they should pay for all the wrongs in his life.” Then he goes on a shooting rampage, and everyone is surprised.
The premise for her anti-gun rant is something that has literally never happened ever. No one ever bought dozens of automatic weapons, told people he was going to make people pay, and then went on a shooting rampage. I defy her to name one real mass shooting that went down like this.
She then goes for the stale guns/cars comparison:
If something is manufactured for one reason only, and that reason is to kill people, how can we act surprised when people die? We sanction this in a humane country? I understand collectors. I understand historic appeal and interest in the power of weaponry. And I understand freedom.
When you manufacture a car, it can be used to drive to church every Sunday or to be the getaway car for a bank robbery. That is up to the user. But to use it, we need a license, registration, insurance and drivers’ education. But an AR-15 is used for one reason alone: to kill. That is its total and complete design intent.
Is it possible a bank robber could be driving a stolen car and maybe doesn’t even have a valid driver’s license? If someone is willing to rob a bank, they clearly don’t give a shit about some minor regulations like having car insurance.
Stellpflug then showed off her Constitutional knowledge on guns:
Don’t pretend it is our constitutional right to kill people. And don’t give me the line about guns not killing people, people kill people. If that is the case, let angry people duke it out with their fists and see how far a terrorist gets in a classroom. Without the guns, the people would have to actually figure out a way to act out their aggressions with less ammunition and far less fatal results.
To own muskets and flintlock pistols is your right. Even a dueling pistol could be tucked away should the need arise to awaken at dawn for a meeting with your wife’s lover in a field. This event would need to be planned and witnessed, with the winner going to prison of course.
That’s all pretty funny but nothing beats this:
The availability and lack of restrictions puts innocent people at risk. I am pretty sure the Constitution was not written for the deviant, deranged or drugged customers lined up in gun dispensaries.
She really has her finger on the pulse of the legal gun-buying public, doesn’t she?
Stellpflug ends by saying:
I can’t imagine gun owners not being appalled by what has occurred repeatedly at the hands of the irresponsible few. It seems to me the responsible gun owners would support stricter controls knowing that, if the gun violence continues to play out, severe gun laws will be inevitable for all.
Responsible gun owners understand that gun control laws don’t do anything to stop criminals from committing crimes but they do get that the point of gun control isn’t to stop crime but to disarm the good guys.
Back in the good old days, I found several dumb gun control takes like this every week. Now I’m lucky to find one or two a year. There’s nothing I enjoy more that a self-righteous liberal talking out the side of their ass on issues they know nothing about.
