If implementation of the infrastructure bill goes anything like Joe Biden’s signing of the spending bill, it going to be an unmitigated disaster. Not only did Biden call Kamala Harris’ husband the “first lady” he also accused Sarah Palin of being able to see Alaska from her porch. This is Biden saying his mind is gone without saying his mind is gone.
At today’s bill signing ceremony, Crazy Joe wanted to thank a bunch of people who literally had nothing to do with the infrastructure bill passing:
“I want to thank everyone who helped make this happen. Vice president Harris, my cabinet members, my White House team, Jill, Doug the first lady, and our,” said Biden.
Biden pursed for a second and realized he just called Kamala’s husband, Doug Emhoff, the first lady. If anything, he’s the second lady, but Joe’s is a nut. He tried to correct himself but only made matters worse.
“Our first lady and second husband. No I’m joking,” said Biden.
So is he joking that he called Emhoff the first lady or that he corrected himself and called him the second husband? I know Biden doesn’t have an answer for that and nobody watching this does either.
Luckily we have some precedent to help us unf*ck this mystery. Back in October of 2020, Biden misgendered Doug Emhoff:
“My wife Jill, as you know, and Doug Emhoff, Kamala’s wife are there,” said Biden.
Clearly Biden thinks Emhoff is a woman. The only difference now is that Biden’s mind is slipping farther away and he now believes Doug is his wife not Kamala’s.
As Biden continued to thank everyone, he got to this guy:
“Including Republican Mayor Flontana who a from Calif from Fontana from Calif from Fontana, California Mayor Warren,” said Biden.
If anyone knows who Mayor Flontana is, it’s Joe Obama.
Then this happened:
He seems as physically healthy as he is mentally healthy. Holy shit. Is whopping cough back?
And finally, Biden was reminiscing about how Obama put him in charge of distributing the Recovery Act funds and bragged that he talked to every governor in the country, “save one.”
When asked which one that was he replied, “She could see Alaska from her porch.”
This is another good measure of Joe Biden’s decline. He’s obviously referring to former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin but he screwed up the lie. You see, Tina Fey, acting as Sarah Palin said that she could see Russia from her house. Biden has often repeated this lie that the real Palin ever said this.
In March of this year, Biden tried to pass off the SNL skit as reality:
“I spent literally four, five hours a day day for six months. I talked to ’em over a hundred and sixty mayors, probably more than two or three times. Every governor save one who was looking at from Alaska to Russia,” said Biden.
So it’s gone from “looking at from Alaska to Russia” to “She could see Alaska from her porch” in just 7 months. That’s a sharp decline in cognitive ability and scientific proof Joe is a mush-brain.
Accusing the Governor of Alaska of being able to see Alaska from her porch in Alaska isn’t the sick burn Joe thinks it is. It’s made worse by the fact that Joe can’t see Washington D.C. from the White House porch because he doesn’t remember where it is.
