Democrats have used the mild Capitol protests as a cudgel to bash conservatives over the head and banish them from the kingdom. Unfortunately, the narrative of the “deadly insurrection” doesn’t match the fact that nobody was killed, very little damage was done, and no Congresscritters were ever in danger. What this lie needs is a rebrand, so henceforth democrats will be calling the “Capitol insurrection” the “Capitol bombing.”
SCOTUS wannabe, Merick Garland has been nominated for Attorney General by illegitimate president Joe Biden. During his confirmation hearings he’s already promised to dedicate the office to stamping out conservatives, under the guise of fighting white supremacy. Since he’s declared war on half the country, Garland needed a fictitious hostile act to justify it:
Merrick Garland: “I think the first thing I should do as part of my briefings on the Capitol Bombing are briefings with Director Wray as to where he sees the biggest threat… ” pic.twitter.com/bDHgJN6eJy
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) February 22, 2021
While taking questions from Spartacus about what he would do as AG, Garland gave this curious answer:
“The first thing I should do as part of my briefings on the Capitol Bombing are briefings with Director Wray as to where he sees the biggest threat and wether the resources of the bureau and of the department are allocated towards the biggest threat,” said Garland.
Bombing? When was the Capitol bombed? I remember the liberal media reporting that there were pipe bombs found at buildings away form the Capitol, but that news has disappeared so it’s probably as fake as everything else about January 6.
Even if there were pipe bombs at other locations, they certainly weren’t detonated, which is the only requirement for a bombing. One of the 2 requirements for a “Capitol bombing” is that it occurred at the Capitol, so this is a double lie.
Democrats had a hard time convincing people it was deadly insurrection, considering there was no death or insurrection, but coming up with evidence that the Capitol was bombed will be impossible. I bet they have “top men” working on it right now to Photoshop an exploded Capitol building. Just take this picture and slap a Trump bumpersticker on the UFO:
Democrats Senator Cory Booker didn’t even bat an eye when Garland said “Capitol bombing” and never questioned that demonstrably false statement. In fact, after this bombshell lie, Booker shifted to legalizing marijuana, which is appropriate since you’d have to be high to believe the Capitol was bombed.
My guess is the democrats like mischaracterizing the mild protests as a terrorist bombing because it helps sell their purge of conservatives. If Trump supporters blew up the Capitol, it makes it easier to round them up for extermination.
Another group happy to play along with this lie is the liberal media who hasn’t said shit about Garland blatantly lying under oath in a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing. If a Trump nominee misstated a fact, they’d be crying and demanding perjury charges, but with Garland it’s crickets because he’s a liberal just like them.
First it was the “Capitol riots” then the “Capitol insurrection” and now it’s the “Capitol bombing.” When that last one fails to stick, democrats will be forced to call it the “Capitol genocide” and eventually the “Capitol nuclear annihilation.”
The good news for democrats is that the liberal media will happily play along with whatever bullshit they come up with and there’s an awful lot of really dumb people who will believe it.
